A Vast Expanse of Clouds

A dream from the other night has stayed with me and I occasionally examine its portents through the day like a new desktop toy.

Most of my dreams take place indoors. When they do occur outside, it is always dark, even during the middle of the day. In this dream, I was flying above the entire Earth. The Earth was sheathed in a thick blanket of clouds, so I did not know what country I flew over or my altitude. Around me was only cold and dark, perhaps of night, perhaps of space.

I descended into the cloud bank, feeling the clamminess of the air passing by. I could see lights below, a city. I worried that my poor understanding of geography had brought me over the Far East, where English was not spoken. I flew closer and alighted on a high balcony on one of the skyscrapers. I was in New York City.

Before the dream ended, I remember going inside through a service entrance and finding myself in the deserted halls of an office building. I remember wanting to call someone to tell them where I was.

Better Living Through Technology

Here are some of the things I have done with my iPhone:

Played Colossal Cave, Aurora Feint, and Cube Runner.

Taken photos of my cats.

Ordered a pizza.

Found the nearest convenience store.

Remotely accessed my entire music collection and streamed music to my office.

Let the iPhone listen to a song I didn’t know. It identified the song and told me where I could buy it or watch the music video.

Updated my Twitter.

Kept track of an eBay auction.

I dictacted a note which then got transcribed into text on a To Do list.

Watched an anime music video.

Got directions to a concert.

Texted my friends.

Remotely controlled my Mac via VNC.

Made a few calls.

The Dark Knight

Anyone who doesn’t like this movie is not to be trusted, as they are most likely a cyborg sent from the future to kill you.

1. The Fountain
2. Blade Runner
3. The Dark Knight
4. There Will Be Blood
5. Batman Begins
6. Ghostbusters
7. Barton Fink
8. Old Boy
9. Wanted
10. Hancock

Jetsam

Dream Job will be on hiatus for a bit while I come up with more ideas.

Dream Job 6 - Jetsam

And then

And then I waited for what I
wanted to know
And when I did not receive what
I felt was my due
I simply just did that which I could
I created it.

Now I know what this means.

Thank you.

Sum of the Parts

Now I know what my next project should be. I need to pull myself together.

Help me, watch me, or stand aside.

Wanted

2 parts Matrix. 1 part Fight Club. 10 shades of badass.

It ends with an urgent question which I encourage everyone to ask themselves.

1. The Fountain
2. Blade Runner
3. There Will Be Blood
4. Batman Begins
5. Ghostbusters
6. Barton Fink
7. Old Boy
8. Wanted
9. Hancock
10. WALL-E

Deadwood

Just getting into season 1.

1. Veronica Mars
2. Deadwood
3. Lost
4. Battlestar Galactica
5. Doctor Who
6. Torchwood
7. Flight of the Conchords
8. The League of Gentlemen
9. Haibane Renmei
10. The Mighty Boosh

Not My Department

Dream Job 5 - Not My Department

 

How to Make a Smoothie

1. Find all of the fruit in your house.
2. Put it in a blender with some ice.
3. Press ANY of the buttons.